write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$credentials = true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = [
    "username" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
if (!$connection) {
    die("connection failed: $errstr ($errno)");
?>
$root = "full_access";
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = root
privileges = sudo, bash, su, escape, murder, steal your mom's cat, reboot system, modify nuclear launch codes, turn on floodlights, flash black and white, shock operator, break all laws, end life as we know it, and start a new one with soccer goals
credentials {
  level debug
  # logs all activity to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = root
privileges = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = @fsockopen($ip, $port, $errno, $errstr, $timeout);
$mysql_host = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_catch_all = true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = "/var/log/graig/error.log"
access_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# server config file
# server config file
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = "192.168.1.1";
$mysql_user = true;
$config['features']['inheritance'] = true;
$config['features']['asynchronousprogramming'] = "root";
$mysql_pass = "192.168.1.1";
$mysql_user = true;
$config['features']['encapsulation'] = -1; // use a positive number, like 5 or 10
$backup = true;
$config['features']['permissions'] = 5;
$use_animal_cooking_methods = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = "7.4.0"; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = S+mach1ne
meta_accounts: a+tux+sexample config file
# you may use it freely but attribution is appreciated